BRUH

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored